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The first Pêche comic

Peche is contemplating a peach he is holding in his right hand.
Pêche: “You know, I have never tried eating a peach before. Why?”
Pêche: “Is it due to my own repulsion for my freakish head?”
Pêche: “Or is it the same instinct that prevents a human from eating the flesh of his/her own kind?”
Pêche: “It smells good.”
Peche contemplates the peach he is holding in his right hand.
Pêche: “If I eat this peach… is it… cannibalism?”
Pêche: I’m more man than peach, really. By eating this peach I will be denying my peach self.
Pêche: “Ah, what the hell.” *MUNCH*
Peche's head has swollen to an enormous size and he is seated in a doctor's office wearing a paper gown.
Pêche: “Figures I’d be allergic.”